Bad Sex Award

I didn’t know such a thing existed, but here it is – the award for bad sex scenes in contemporary fiction. The Guardian presents six very convincing extracts of this years nominees. Read it and loose all your illusions about the musing gifts of fictitious story telling. What, i wonder, drives those poor creatures of novelists to make up such a bore of erotic fantasies? (Unless, of course, they misinterpreted the word „fiction“ and didn’t make it up at all.) Really, there are plenty of nice hobbies aparat from writing. Spare the readers!